Undertow Vigor

Gather ’round, my parched and perilous friends! Step right up and feast your eyes upon the latest miracle from Fink Manufacturing’s Department of Elemental Advancement — the one, the only, the UNDERTOW!

Have you ever wanted to command the tides themselves? To send your foes splashing, gasping, and tumbling from the skies of Columbia with but a flick of your wrist? Then take a hearty gulp of this aqueous wonder, and let the ocean obey your every whim!

With a simple tap, you’ll unleash a raging torrent of watery wrath, blasting your enemies backward in a foamy frenzy! Crowds closing in? Sweep them away like driftwood before the storm! Pesky patrols on the promenade? Wash them right off the edge and let gravity do the cleanup!

But why stop there? Hold your charge, and behold the glory of the Undertow’s grasping tentacle! Pluck a foe straight from the fray, drag them helplessly toward you, suspended in liquid air — a trembling target ripe for your personal attention. Whether you prefer a bullet, a bucking bronco, or a beating, Undertow sets them up, and you knock them down!

Not even Columbia’s mightiest are safe! The proud Handyman himself will find his heart exposed, his strength drowned beneath your current. Motorized Patriots? Why, you can reel them in and give ’em a close-up of liberty’s last gasp!

So ask yourself, citizen: why fight the tide when you can become it?

“Command the current! Rule the storm! With UNDERTOW — the sky’s no limit, it’s the shore!”

— Another unstoppable innovation from Fink Manufacturing: Putting the power of the sea in the palm of your hand, and your enemies in the drink!